SEX AND YOUR UNDERWEAR

Disclaimer: MATURED MINDS ONLY; quite lengthy, but hey...it's worth it

"A guy once told me that he never thinks much about his underwear (or back hair for that matter) before a big date (that may lead to the other room), because once he gets to the point of standing in his underwear with a girl, he's reached end game".

Newsflash: unless your score is drunk as a skunk, she's still judging you at the eleventh hour. And don't you want her coming back for more????


FEW TIPS

Get Rid of Girl Repellent
Depending on what you're wearing, your lady will either assume that you're game for a roll in the sack or having an asexual day.

You wouldn't wear a poorly fitted, frayed suit to a job interview, right? Same goes for your underwear on nights when you are hoping to get it on. Fortunately, if done the right way, your underwear can broadcast your desire rather than dampen the mood.

Bonus: if you know it’s her favorite sex hints, for every single time you wear them she'd know you wanted to have sex... It’s always a very clear signal.


Enforce Quality Control
I'm all for lucky underwear, but when it comes to impressing your girl, that luck runs out once the "lucky" pair gets so ratty that it looks like you've been attacked by wolves. You may very well fantasize about having your underwear ripped clean off your ass, but please don't start the job for us with a pair of holey, washed-out skivvies. Same goes for underwear with stains on them or stretched out elastic.

Bonus: At the end of the day, when you're naked, that's all you have, but the view in the moments preceding total nudity is important, too. What you're donning on the outside shows how well you take care of what's inside that underwear you're wearing.


Consider the Material
Underwear rubs up against you all day, and eventually your girl will be rubbing up against your underwear, too, so make sure that you check out what your skivvies are made of.

Bonus: If the material would look good on you as a shirt, it would make a good pair of boxers...not only should the cloth your underwear is cut from look and feel good, but it should hold up after a few washes, too and don't have to break the bank to find quality underwear.







Ditch the Tighty Whities
Tighty whities are to men, as granny panties are to ladies. According to Urban Dictionary, the pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The cons? Penis strangulation.

Bonus: please stop strangling your penis (and the female sex drive)! ...Let your them breath!!


Don't Overcompensate
These days, it seems even high-end brands are offering under-wears with their names written in huge script across the waist. Very eye-catching, but when the label competes with the size of your junk, our minds can't help wandering from sex to our next shopping spree. Show some real class and taste.

Bonus: Don't make your underwear into a billboard.

Finally!!! Be CLEAN, do your laundry!!! Don't wear your underwear for days🤢

 

WRITTEN AND CULLED FROM BoSMITH MAYOKUN
Edited by MzTikworldofmore

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